This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability."" Who was the test subject?" asked Aurora."I test everything out on myself before taking it into the field." She stared at him. "You zapped your own brain?"" And it didn't do me any harm apart from the dizziness and the vomiting spells and the weirdly persistent ringing in my ears. Also the blackouts and the mood swings and the creeping paranoia. Apart from that, zero side effects, if you don't count the numb fingertips. Which I don't. Derek Landy
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.
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Michael Bassey Johnson
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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George Carlin
When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.
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Lao Tzu
We are supposed to call poison medicine and we wonder why we're always sick.
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Stefan Molyneux
More Quotes By Derek Landy
This isn't the work of our people, Delilah. It's a corruption of power. The gods are neutral, good and evil manifests in the deeds of mortals.'' Or, just maybe-- The power is our own and the credit horribly misplaced.
I'm conjuring up a little fuck
Don't ruin the moment by saying something stupid. There's elegance in things left unsaid.
Our people... blood is the only language we speak. I'm all out of words.
